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How to be a peasant in the city

Sometime last week I wore this outfit for no particular reason at all. I bought this Urban Outfitters dress about a year ago and I tried to wear it in a cool mod girlish style in the Fall 2010. I don’t have photographic proof but I am as honest as any scout girl. I badly wanted this dress to look cool. I was then experimenting with all kinds of full skirts because…my hips are not wide enough! But the memory of having worn this dress in the style that I did with the little beret and looking so awkwardly like the Brooklynite who loves the fantasy of Paris but has not yet been to the real Paris made me I shun it to the back of my closet.

But, the other day I had decided to give it a whirl and thought it would look pretty hip with these rad oxfords from Ruche. I love these oxfords because they were comfortable on the toes and on my wallet. I hoisted the dress over a striped white shirt and threw on some boisterous necklace {also from Shop Ruche} made out of some material that looks like porous rocks that you might find – I imagine for I have not yet had the pleasure of fainting – in the Sonoran Desert of Arizona. They look like they have been painted with various dyes. I may or may not have fantasized that they were original handicraft from a Native American tribe. The tag on the jewelry did not say this but we can’t expect the vendor to provide everything!

Anyway, I thought I was looking pretty fresh until I spotted myself in the bathroom mirror at Whole Foods.

Why do I look like I’m here to milk a cow? I asked myself. {I’m in expert at monologues because I was an only child for 14 years so lots of quality time with all the versions of myself I could make without actually becoming schizophrenic.}

Looking at my campesina likeness in the mirror, I saw that my hair had been arranged in a way that suggested those female coiffures in the old country westerns. I don’t generally spend much time on my hair so I’ll chalk that up to chance. I usually wear my hair however it wants to be worn. Whatever shape it presents this morning is what we’re going with.

So, I continued my shopping. I went blithely through the aisles gathering fresh fruits and vegetables and laughing at myself like a happy farm girl.
And, then  I had a vision of Beauty from Beauty and the Beast. In the vision I was Beauty. Beauty was my likeness in the mirror. Sure I have pores and my eyes don’t take up one-fifth of my face, but pretty darn close.

This may be why some folks who have found a certain look that works for them repeat it in various colors.  I guess I could do that, but then where would the fun in fashion be?